
Ready to tell the world to buzz off with style? The Take A Hike Sweatshirt - Unisex Gildan 18000 by Sharp Tongue Studio delivers a sarcastic twist with its mountain sunset design and the oh-so-subtle "Take A Hike" message—perfect for when you’re done with people’s nonsense! Crafted from a medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) 50/50 cotton-polyester blend, this classic-fit crew neck sweatshirt is your go-to for cozy sarcasm, Instagram clapbacks, or TikTok shade-throwing. The smooth surface flaunts a crisp, colorful print, while double-needle stitching at the shoulder, armhole, neck, waistband, and cuffs keeps it durable—because even your sass deserves longevity. The seamless body and pearlized tear-away label ensure zero itch, letting you wear your attitude in comfort.
Pair it with ripped jeans or leggings for that “I’d rather be anywhere else” vibe. Available in various sizes, it’s ethically made with US cotton, backed by the US Cotton Trust Protocol, and uses OEKO-TEX certified dyes. Snag this sarcastic gem for your wardrobe or gift it to someone who needs a hint—shop now at Sharp Tongue Studio and hike your way out of drama!
Disclaimers:
Due to the fabric properties, the White color variant may appear off-white rather than bright white.
Subtle orange hue shifts with lighting in the Orange color variant.
Features:
Made from a 50/50 cotton-polyester blend (Heather Sport colors: 60% polyester, 40% cotton)
Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² (271 g/m²) fabric for durability and comfort
Classic fit with ribbed-knit collar and reinforced cuffs
Fade-resistant, high-definition graphic print
Machine washable for easy care
Designed and printed in the USA
Embroidery decoration available on left chest, center chest, large center chest, or right + left wrists
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| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Without side seams
Knit in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Embroidery
Embroidery decoration method available on either left chest, center chest, or large center chest, as well as right + left wrists
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
DTF inner neck labels
The inner neck labels and wrist prints are printed using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) print method, while the rest of the prints are done with the Direct-to-Garment (DTG) method.
; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat.
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